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“Hey Pat?”

“Hey what?”

Little Susie was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it was physically impossible for whales to swallow humans because even though it is a very large creature, its throat is very small. The little girl stated that a whale swallowed Jonah. Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human.

“It’s physically impossible”, said the educator.

The little girl said, “Oh yeah, well, when I get to Heaven I will ask Jonah!”

The teacher replied, “So, what if Mr. Jonah went to hell? What then?”

Little Susie countered, “Then you ask him!”

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