Today's Joke 02/03/12

Richard had tickets to see the Patriots and Giants play in the Super Bowl on the 50-yard line. As he sat down in his seat, a man came down and asked if anyone had the seat next to him. "No," Richard said, "the seat is empty."

"This is incredible," said the man. "Who in their right mind would have a seat like this for the Super Bowl, the biggest sports event in the world, and not use it?"

Somberly, Richard replied, "Well, the seat actually belongs to me. I was supposed to come here with my wife, but she passed away. We got married in 1967 and this is my first Super Bowl without her."

"Oh, I'm sorry to hear that. That's terrible. But couldn't you find someone else, a friend or relative, to take the seat?"

Richard shakes his head. "No, they're all at her funeral."

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